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Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem
01 January 2009 @ 12:54 am
Oh dear,

How dare this ghost from the past (in her comedic pulchritude) even dare to show her fat face. I thought she had a self-indulgent hissy fit and promised to destroy her livejournal.

Unfortunately for you, her fatness has had a shitty New Year`s eve... ergo, you shall die.

Like now.

Fuck you.


Current Mood: angryangry
Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem
04 August 2007 @ 01:17 am
Scratch the deletion of my livejournal. It was perhaps a fit of pique.

Besides, without this tool, how might I keep an eye on all of you?

I still won't be posting much, though.
Current Mood: pleasedpleased
Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem
22 July 2007 @ 09:13 am
There is a mass of folks walking down 12th in front of my house right now. I think it's for breast cancer (although I thought that already happened earlier this summer, but more the better, I suppose.)

So while I truly support walk/run/jog/cavort/skip/caper things for any kind of illness, I do not support...

MY FUCKING NEIGHBORS WAKING ME UP BY STANDING ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD SCREAMING, "YAY! WAKE MY NEIGHBORS UP!" and therefore, waking me up. And we all know that waking Patrick up is not a pretty sight.

Am I being a Scrooge here? It's not even 9:00 in the morning- what happened to the Emily Post rule about not waking folks up before 9:00?
Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem
18 July 2007 @ 06:49 pm
So I totally loved Lisa Turtle on Saved by the Bell, but I just watched this former child star thing and Lark Voorhies is totally a creepy Jehova's Witness.

I. Seriously. Had. No. Idea.

Current Mood: tiredtired
Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem
18 July 2007 @ 12:54 am
After a couple weeks of that Paula Abdul reality show, I've determined that Miss Paula is pretty much myself- but as a celebrity, 15 years older and a woman. (Although... I guess I'm kind of a woman. Whatever.)

Pay attention to the show.

When she's exhausted, she sounds about the same as me when I'm drunk. Or exhausted. Or both... or either.

That is so fabulous. In kind of a sad way, but, oh well.
Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem
12 July 2007 @ 02:12 pm
It's almost all over- the end of spring to midsummer or further insanity. Thank god. There is a big part of me that loves all the craziness, but physically it becomes draining. May through August of go-go-go is quite a trip, but I will be happy when it's reached an end.

Anyhow... this coming weekend will be quite busy, and y'all should come out-

Friday - See if you can catch the Sisters during our Nuns of the Above candlelight procession from CC's to the Eagle. We will be leaving candles with pictures of those Sisters who serve in the hereafter at every bar we get to. At the Eagle, we'll be joining in the fun at Detention... watch out we don't send you to see the Principal Buffalino! (Actually, I'd be happy to be punished by Tony Buff any day.)

Saturday - Come come come to Nuns Gone Wild: Sisters Behaving Badly!. I know everyone's enjoyed our last two shows, and this one should be just as fun. Again, it's at Re-Bar, $10 at the door or tickets available at Brown Paper Tickets. Door 7, show 8.

On Sunday, there's a brunch I'm attending for the Saints of the Seattle SPI, and after that... well... I get a weekend off! (Then it starts again with the Queen City Cruise, TRC Foam Party and Vancouver Pride... oh well!)

Anyone have plans over the weekend of the 20th-22nd? I'd like to be (relatively) normal and non-made-up for a weekend this summer. Let me know.
Current Music: Iron & Wine - Naked As We Came
Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem
24 June 2007 @ 09:44 pm
Why is it I end up feeling so unprideful at the end of nearly every Pride?
Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem
19 May 2007 @ 12:30 am
So... currently, my world is bliss.

The Exorcist


Bacon and Eggs



Current Mood: ecstaticecstatic
Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem
13 May 2007 @ 09:06 am
So I retreated to Issaquah yesterday and will be here for a while today. It's been a nice mini-vacation with the parents and aunt in honor of Mother's Day.

Anyhow... now I'm watching my mom and aunt scream at each other over the operation of the hose. Roberta (my aunt) insists it's time to water the pots on the deck, even though rain is impending. My mom disagrees and also feels Roberta is using the hose somehow incorrectly, which will clearly lead to the destruction of the water line, house and world in general.

I love my family.
Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem
12 May 2007 @ 11:21 am
Is there any lovely soul out there who has some fabulous pictures of myself? I have a serious dearth of them- in drag, nun-face or otherwise.

Please help if you can. Thanks!